They'd Look Better on Me
"What's going on? Why can't I move? Cathleen? What's happening? Have you done something?" Tim had come home from another long day at the office, sat down and immediately asked his wife Cathleen for a beer. Not a hello. Not a how was your day dear, and worst of all, not even a second glance at the new lingerie and shoes she had bought. Cathleen had had enough. The new lingerie was Tim's last chance to stop neglecting his wife. Cathleen figured that once she wore him out in the bedroom, he'd be more amicable to talk about why he had been neglecting her. She was somewhat sympathetic. She knew how stressful her husbands job was, and wasn't it only last year he had committed to a nice three week vacation in Fiji for just the two of them? Then she remembered how they had returned early as Tim's work had tracked them down and insisted he come back to resolve one issue or another. Tim was a very dedicated employee, but should have remembered to be ...